bedwetter the spy
At the tender age of 9, Bedwetter received her first diary. Yes, in her young life she was a diarist, not that there was much to catalogue; she had yet to live, and her opinions were silly and stupid. That first diary was small, blue, came with a lock and key, and was filled with lies and erroneous fabrications. The young Bedwetter had just finished reading The Diary of Anne Frank and liked the idea of her diary being discovered one day, and published widely. However, Bedwetter was not hiding away in an attic due to religious persecution, so she assumed that her life was not interesting and resolved to write an interesting life for herself. She lost the key to that diary after a month's worth of entries that were blatant lies, so no one can be sure, not even Bedwetter, what sorts of outlandish facts are printed in that diary.
Bedwetter became a spy after she realized that she encountered interesting people (potential characters) on a daily basis; and also after reading Harriet the Spy. She's been in the business of watching people and writing about them for 10 years now. After filling countless numbers of notebooks, she's decided that it's time to come into the 21st century and go digital. On the technological upgrade, Bedwetter is quoted as saying, "Technology knew I would submit one day; I'm not worthy."
Bedwetter became a spy after she realized that she encountered interesting people (potential characters) on a daily basis; and also after reading Harriet the Spy. She's been in the business of watching people and writing about them for 10 years now. After filling countless numbers of notebooks, she's decided that it's time to come into the 21st century and go digital. On the technological upgrade, Bedwetter is quoted as saying, "Technology knew I would submit one day; I'm not worthy."
